Thursday, July 26, 2007

Jaymz Game

KingJaymz has suggested a contest, involving the blog toys at Miss Fortune's Cookies. I thought I'd play along. The first two were lame, but I must say, the Harry Potter spoiler made me crack (so to speak) a wide smile.

My Fortune Cookie told me:
If you never look out of the window, you will not see the llama until it is too late.
Get a cookie from Miss Fortune


My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Grand Duke Clumsy the Blue of Lower Hellswicke
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Draco Malfoy gets addicted to crack after converting to Scientology
Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom

3 comments:

KingJaymz said...

The HP one made me bust up! That's hilarious! However, it couldn't be awarded "most original" as that sounds a little too close to the real-life story of Tom Cruise.

I didn't know that llamas were the natural predator of oxen of the clumsy variety. Or, is that what broke into your car?

clumsy ox said...

I almost burst out in uproarious laughter when I read that. That's when I decided I had to play.

Shan said...

Very Lady Shannon the Fifteenth of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch


Ron Weasley is killed by Hedwig on page 658


Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.