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 | My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is: Draco Malfoy gets addicted to crack after converting to Scientology Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom |
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The HP one made me bust up! That's hilarious! However, it couldn't be awarded "most original" as that sounds a little too close to the real-life story of Tom Cruise.
I didn't know that llamas were the natural predator of oxen of the clumsy variety. Or, is that what broke into your car?
I almost burst out in uproarious laughter when I read that. That's when I decided I had to play.
Very Lady Shannon the Fifteenth of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Ron Weasley is killed by Hedwig on page 658
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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