Thursday, July 26, 2007

Jaymz Game

KingJaymz has suggested a contest, involving the blog toys at Miss Fortune's Cookies. I thought I'd play along. The first two were lame, but I must say, the Harry Potter spoiler made me crack (so to speak) a wide smile.

My Fortune Cookie told me:
If you never look out of the window, you will not see the llama until it is too late.
Get a cookie from Miss Fortune

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Grand Duke Clumsy the Blue of Lower Hellswicke
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Draco Malfoy gets addicted to crack after converting to Scientology
Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom


KingJaymz said...

The HP one made me bust up! That's hilarious! However, it couldn't be awarded "most original" as that sounds a little too close to the real-life story of Tom Cruise.

I didn't know that llamas were the natural predator of oxen of the clumsy variety. Or, is that what broke into your car?

clumsy ox said...

I almost burst out in uproarious laughter when I read that. That's when I decided I had to play.

Shan said...

Very Lady Shannon the Fifteenth of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Ron Weasley is killed by Hedwig on page 658

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.